i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop, via pizzatheveil)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via firetwerks)

